BREAKING! Illuminati Told Royals To Marry Mulatto — Or Else!

VEN (LONDON) — In a VEN exclusive, Senior Conspiracy Correspondent Dean Corso reports Tuesday that several anonymous disaffected senior members of the Elders of Zion  told him  that in order to justify and normalize the massive Muslim immigration into the UK and Europe,  Britain’s Queen Elizabeth was given an ultimatum in January by the Rothschilds via the Mossad — either you normalize Muslim integration by  bringing Lenah Dunham into the royal family or no more Moon Children, which would effectively  end the British royal line by sending their “souls” back to the Draco Constellation after death instead of reincarnating them eternally here on Earth.

“For her part,” Corso explains, “the Queen — who despised Girls,  and had fellow reptilian Sir Richard  Branson remove it from the Buckingham Palace cable package in 2013 — tried to resist as long as she could, even going so far as to suggest that Harry come out as gay, at which point the Rothschild’s threatened to counter with a Prince Harry/Colin Kaepernick marriage!

“The Rothschilds were relentless, using Prince Philip’s impending demise as a an endgame gambit, until finally the Royals were forced to accept American Black/Jewish actress Meghan Markle as Prince Harry’s bride.”

Prince Philip — who is now back on schedule to be reincarnated as Harry’s first son — reportedly gave a reluctant blessing to the arrangement Friday, telling his grandson Prince Hal  —  Well, at least the little fuzzy-wuzzy doesn’t look as much like a Yid as I’d feared.

Developing . . . .