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Category Archive: Religion

Non Habere Sororem! Man “Too Pretty” To Be Nun, Sues Vatican!

November 5, 2018 Lifestyle, Religion

Lord, Make Me Catholic, But Not Yet — Apostate Pope Pits God Against Satan, Embraces Manichaeistic Heresy?

October 10, 2018 Religion

Diabolus Fecit, Ut Id Facerem — Pope to Beatify Flip Wilson?

September 12, 2018 Religion

Portuguese Man Cleans Dryer Vent After 25 Years — You Won’t Believe What He Found!

April 8, 2018 Religion

Why We Love Sam Kineson

April 1, 2018 Religion

Red Pope To Black And Blue Faithful — Dios Mio! No Eternal Damnation For Pedo Priests!

March 29, 2018 Religion

Che Mala Fortuna! Married Priests More Likely To Turn In Pedophiles, Vatican Study Concludes

March 10, 2018 Religion

California To Lower Age Of Consent From 18 To 13?

February 19, 2018 Religion

Quod Positum Est, Quod Est Quod Verbum ‘Est’ Quod Quod Est Quod Est Quod Quod

February 7, 2018 Religion

Che Mala Fortuna — Italians Rediscover Fibonacci, But Are They In Time?!

January 20, 2018 Politics, Religion

Red Pope To Migrants — Ite, Misse Est!

January 14, 2018 Religion

My Mistress’ Eyes, Praise Allah, Are Nothing Like The Sun!

January 7, 2018 Politics, Religion

As-Salamu Alaykum! Queen, Royals Convert To Islam!

December 31, 2017 Religion

I Grabbed Him On A Monday And My Heart Stood Still — Da Do Ron-Ron-Ron, Da Do Ron-Ron!

December 27, 2017 Religion

Jesus Christ? Wasn’t He The First Guy To Swim The English Channel?

December 18, 2017 Politics, Religion

“Ain’t No Devil, There’s Just God When He’s Drunk” — Red Pope To Change Pater Noster?

December 15, 2017 Religion

BREAKING! The Nag Hammadi Scroll They Don’t Want You To Know About!

December 11, 2017 Religion

Red Pope To Ban Black And Blue Altar Boys From Mass?

December 4, 2017 Religion

BREAKING! Illuminati Told Royals To Marry Mulatto — Or Else!

November 28, 2017 Lifestyle, Religion

Red Pope To Krazy Kim — Possumus loqui?

November 9, 2017 Politics, Religion

Radix Malorum Cupiditas Est!

October 15, 2017 Religion

Sex With Little Boys Other Priests Still Not OK, Shrink Tells Future Holy Father

September 1, 2017 Religion

Red Pope Offers Black And Blue Penitents Path To Sainthood

July 12, 2017 Religion

Is This The New Face Of Grindr?

July 6, 2017 Religion

You Are The First Woman On The First Day Of Creation!

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May 24, 2017 Politics, Religion, Trump

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