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Category Archive: Lifestyle

BREAKING — Very Ersatz News Nominated For Mystery Blogger Award . . . At Gunpoint!

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April 20, 2018 Lifestyle

TESLA’s Autopilot More Dangerous Than Women, Asian Drivers!

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April 3, 2018 Lifestyle

Woman Sues Grief Counselor For Compounding Grief

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March 28, 2018 Lifestyle

BREAKING — NatGeo “Urban Safari” Series Denounced As Racist!

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March 13, 2018 Lifestyle

Wisconsin Man Hospitalized After Learning Potatoes Do Not Come From a Box!

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March 8, 2018 Lifestyle

Mrs Obama’s Diary

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February 21, 2018 Lifestyle

Glowing Head, Premature Aging Not Caused By Plutonium Fillings, Dentist Contends

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February 14, 2018 Lifestyle

Mrs Obama’s Diary

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January 31, 2018 Lifestyle

Mattel Sued Over Foul Mouthed “Robot DeNiro” Talking Action Figure!

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January 11, 2018 Lifestyle, Politics, Trump

B!tch Be Trippin! Oprah’s Swiss Meltdown Full Of Holes?

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January 9, 2018 Lifestyle, Politics

SPLC — Coal In Stocking Now A Hate Crime!

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December 20, 2017 Lifestyle, Politics

The Three Things Besides Money Hot Women Look For In A Man

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December 19, 2017 Lifestyle

BREAKING — Krampus To Target Immigrant Rape Gangs In Cologne

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December 14, 2017 Lifestyle, Politics

North Pole Meltdown After Four Elves Accuse Santa Of Inappropriate Behavior

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December 13, 2017 Lifestyle

Mistletoe Sales Slump As Groping Accusations Rise

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December 12, 2017 Lifestyle

Hipster Finds Draft Of Gettysburg Address — In Vintage Typewriter!

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December 7, 2017 Lifestyle

Things We Love — Three Brothers Serbian Restaurant In Milwaukee

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December 4, 2017 Lifestyle

BREAKING! Illuminati Told Royals To Marry Mulatto — Or Else!

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November 28, 2017 Lifestyle, Religion

Man Sues LensCrafters After Misreading “5 Signs You Need More Sleep” Ends In Divorce

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November 8, 2017 Lifestyle

I Bid You Unwelcome! Malawi Vampire Hysteria Drives Wooden Stake Through Club Med’s Heart

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November 7, 2017 Lifestyle

Sandals Cancels Plans To Build Madagascar All-Inclusive Resort

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October 29, 2017 Lifestyle

Con La Boca Es Un Mamey!

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October 4, 2017 Lifestyle

Vogue Editor Who Mocked FLOTUS Attacked, Beaten With Ugly Stick!

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August 31, 2017 Lifestyle

Man Who Transitioned To Queen Bee Misses His Honey

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August 30, 2017 Lifestyle

Quick Darling, Back In The Closet!

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August 24, 2017 Lifestyle

CNN EXCLUSIVE — Hiding In Plain Sight! Was Amelia Earhart The New Lucky Lindy?

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July 6, 2017 Lifestyle

Thousands Stuck “Like Flies On Flypaper” After Canada Day Celebration Goes Awry

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July 5, 2017 Lifestyle

Man Shoots Wife For “Snoring Like A Rhinoceros”

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June 30, 2017 Lifestyle

Uber Self-Driving Van Bursts Into Tears After Late-Night Traffic Stop

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June 22, 2017 Lifestyle

Mouse Who Saved Invalid From Burning Building Hopes To Climb Mount Everest

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June 22, 2017 Lifestyle

Man Claims He Was “Cosbyed” By Family Dentist Before Nitrous Oxide Cleaning Orgy

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June 21, 2017 Lifestyle

Man Goes Over Niagara Falls In Paper Hat, SURVIVES!

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June 21, 2017 Lifestyle

40-Year Old Macaw Accepted To Harvard

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June 21, 2017 Lifestyle

BREAKING! Woman Gets Breast Implants On Back . . . For Slow DANCING!

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June 20, 2017 Lifestyle

Mein Führer! I Can Wa — My GOD, Mika, You’re Marrying Your Idiot Co-host?!

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June 11, 2017 Lifestyle, Politics

Don’t Know Much About The French I Took

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May 14, 2017 Lifestyle

Talk Like An Egyptian

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May 9, 2017 Lifestyle

Italian Man Shoots Wife For “Cooking Like A Nazi”

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May 6, 2017 Lifestyle

Mein Führer! I Can Wa — My GOD, Mika, You’re Still Single? At YOUR Age!

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May 4, 2017 Lifestyle, Politics

Foreign Students Learn Rape Culture From Frat Parties At American Universities, Researchers Contend

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March 30, 2017 Lifestyle, Religion

Five Reasons Talking Dogs Remain Silent

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March 28, 2017 Lifestyle

Three-legged Cat Swims English Channel!

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March 18, 2017 Lifestyle

The Three Things Successful Men Look For In A Woman

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March 17, 2017 Lifestyle

A Message From Our Newest Sponsor — Because Everyone Deserves A New Beginning

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March 15, 2017 Business, Lifestyle

Ten Ways To Tell If Your Man’s A Sociopath

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March 15, 2017 Lifestyle

I Could Have Danced All Night

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March 8, 2017 Lifestyle

The Whole World’s In A Terrible State Of Chassis!

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March 7, 2017 Lifestyle

For the Ninth Time in My Adult Lifetime, I’m Really Proud of My Country

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March 7, 2017 Lifestyle, Politics

Come Dance With Me, Tovarishch!

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March 6, 2017 Lifestyle, Politics, Trump

Valerie Jarrett Goes Upside-down Down Under

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