“All Right Everyone, Line Up Alphabetically According To Your Height” — Ocasio-Cortez Wins Coveted Casey Stengel Award!
You Know It Ain’t Easy. Yoko At 85 — Even Now At My Age I Still Think I Can Make Some Band Very Unhappy!
BREAKING — SPLC/ACLU Declare Cleveland Indians Hate Group, Demand Team Be Renamed Cleveland Puerto Ricans!
Fauxcahontas Fights Back — Great Great Grandmother Abducted By Comanches, Rescued By Confederate Uncle!
New On NETFLIX — The Boys On The 7th Floor (Three Dirty Cops And The Only Woman Bad Enough To Love Them All!)
