Pedavore Hillary Clinton Tells CNN “Trump’s Zero Tolerance Policy Killing Me, I Haven’t Had A Mexican Girl For Breakfast In Over A Month!”
BREAKING! Ding Dong Die Hexe Ist Tot! Merkel Out, Abschied Von Deutschland! May Run For President Of The Congo!
Pedavores, Sex Reassignment, Aliens, Hillary Clinton, And The Strange Death Of Vince Foster — The Story THEY Don’t Want You To Know About!
It Is **I** Who Am Valerie Jarrett! General Thade Condemns “Demeaning” Valerie Jarrett/Ari Sandar Comparison
Can’t Help Lovin’ Dat Prince Of Mine — Royal Quadroon Watch Enters 9th Day, But Some In UK Are Not Amused!
Needles, And Condoms, And Typhus, Oh My! Starbucks Doubles Down, Applies For Methadone Clinic License!
There’s Small Choice In Rotten Apples — Nimrata Randhawa To Voice Petruchio in Disney’s Animated “Taming Of The Shrew”
Jenkem Scandal Threatens To Bring Down Ramaphosa’s Government — “It’s Like A Burning Tire Around South Africa’s Neck”
BREAKING — David Hogg Pedals Bicycle To Syria “To Get As Much Video And To Get As Many Interviews As I Could!”
Road Hog! Jeff Sessions Recuses Recusal Then Recuses Re-Recusal, Causing Hours Of Gridlock At The DOJ
