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Pedavore Hillary Clinton Tells CNN “Trump’s Zero Tolerance Policy Killing Me, I Haven’t Had A Mexican Girl For Breakfast In Over A Month!”
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Needles, And Condoms, And Typhus, Oh My! Starbucks Doubles Down, Applies For Methadone Clinic License!
There’s Small Choice In Rotten Apples — Nimrata Randhawa To Voice Petruchio in Disney’s Animated “Taming Of The Shrew”
