There He Goes, There He Goes Again! Is Buttons’ Diphenoxylate Addiction a Threat to National Security? Continue reading →
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“They Say a Martini Is Like a Woman’s Breast — One Ain’t Enough and Three Is Too Many. End of Quote. Repeat the Line.” Continue reading →
Besame Not So Mucho! El Viñedo de Martha Struggles to Recover From Migrant Invasion! Continue reading →
We Are Not Amused — Royal Groom of the Stool Assigned to President Biden Hospitalized, May Never Walk Again! Continue reading →
Buttons to Brits at State Funeral for the Queen — I Like Watermelon But It Wets My Ears! Continue reading →
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