KNN (WASHINGTON) — With perhaps millions of dollars in illegal quid pro quo kickbacks vanishing before his eyes, an enraged 80-year-old John McCain, excoriated fellow Republican Senator Rand Paul for voting against a resolution to allow Montenegro to join the NATO alliance, even going so far as to accuse Rand of being an agent for Russia’s Vladimir Putin!
“For Christ Sake, you little F^^^!,” McCain railed at his colleague. “They gave — little Montenegro gave — Jay Gatsby a f^^^ing a medal for his service in WWI! I have that right here in my notes! Jay F^^^ing Gatsby! A f^^^ing American war hero! And now — despite all that, and when they’re about to be invaded by the Russians — you vote “No” on letting them join NATO, and then start to walk out of the f^^^ing room!!?? !! Don’t you walk away from me, you little wacko-bird commie pig f^^^ng sonofabitch!”
To the astonishment of his Senate colleagues, McCain continued his bizarre, profanity-laced rant for several minutes after Senator Paul had left the chamber.
Update! -- Unconfirmed sources tell KNN that Senator McCain had planned to use the illegal kickbacks from the Montenegro lobby in a quid pro quo deal for getting them into NATO to help defray the costs of his long-time Senate gal-pal Lindsey Graham's gender reassignment surgery -- which was to have been performed discreetly during a follow-up fact finding mission in Pogorica, Montenegro.