KNN (WASHNGTON) — Senator John “Songbird” McCain — who many fear may be suffering from the onset of lack-of-character induced dementia — was overheard Sunday in the Men’s Room of the Old Ebbitt’s Grill telling only friend and long-time gal pal Lindsey Graham, “I won’t keep getting special treatment if I don’t hit Trump hard. But Lindsey, help me out here — who the F*** is Trump? Are we still playing bridge? Am I the Queen of Diamonds? Hey, tell ya what — let’s have two more for the road, and I’ll show you how to wet start an A-4! Then we can fly under some power lines and try to bang other officers’ wives! Don’t cry, Lindsey. We’ll be fine. Remember, I’m John Fu**ing McCain! If we screw something up, my father will take care of everything!”
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