VEN (XANADU) — Anonymous New York Times sources tell VEN that a new tell-all book about the Obama’s extravagant lifestyle, entitled Bein’ Small, Livin’ Large — America’s Ceaușescus, is due to hit bookstores in late Spring, just in time for Summer!
As one reviewer explained after reading the galleys, “This book makes Idi Amin, Imelda Marcos, and — well — even the Ceaușescus look frugal by comparison. The Obamas really have no shame!”
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