America’s Ceaușescus

VEN (XANADU) —  Anonymous New York Times sources tell VEN that a new tell-all book about the Obama’s  extravagant lifestyle, entitled Bein’ SmallLivin’ Large — America’s Ceaușescus,  is due to hit bookstores in late Spring, just in time for Summer!

As one reviewer explained after reading the galleys, “This book makes Idi Amin, Imelda Marcos, and — well — even the Ceaușescus look frugal by comparison.  The Obamas really have no shame!”