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Nolite Eos Prohibere Ad Me Venire — Vatican To Buy Neverland!

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Very Ersatz News April 20, 2019 Religion

Lord, Make Me Catholic, But Not Yet — Apostate Pope Pits God Against Satan, Embraces Manichaeistic Heresy?

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Very Ersatz News October 10, 2018 Religion

Diabolus Fecit, Ut Id Facerem — Pope to Beatify Flip Wilson?

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Very Ersatz News September 12, 2018 Religion

Radix Malorum Plasticus Est!

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Very Ersatz News September 3, 2018 Politics

Portuguese Man Cleans Dryer Vent After 25 Years — You Won’t Believe What He Found!

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Very Ersatz News April 8, 2018 Religion

Red Pope To Black And Blue Faithful — Dios Mio! No Eternal Damnation For Pedo Priests!

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Very Ersatz News March 29, 2018 Religion

Che Mala Fortuna! Married Priests More Likely To Turn In Pedophiles, Vatican Study Concludes

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Very Ersatz News March 10, 2018 Religion

I Grabbed Him On A Monday And My Heart Stood Still — Da Do Ron-Ron-Ron, Da Do Ron-Ron!

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Very Ersatz News December 27, 2017 Religion

Sex With Little Boys Other Priests Still Not OK, Shrink Tells Future Holy Father

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Very Ersatz News September 1, 2017 Religion

Red Pope Offers Black And Blue Penitents Path To Sainthood

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