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Category Archive: Religion

Rabbi Throws His Kippah Into the Ring, Becomes Instant Favorite to Succeed Bergoglio!

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VEN (ROME) — While the Red Pope is settling into the 8th circle of Hell with the likes […]

Very Ersatz News May 6, 2025 Religion

BREAKING — Stunned Satan Sings the Blues as Red Pope Mulls Conversion to Catholicism!

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Giordano Bruno May 17, 2024 Religion

Non Serviam! Red Pope to Black and Blue Faithful — No Latin Mass for You!

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Very Ersatz News September 18, 2022 Religion

Hail Satan! Archbishop Wilton Daniel Gregory to Hold Black Mass at Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception

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Very Ersatz News September 5, 2022 Religion

Ite, Missa Est! Pope to Leave Vatican for MSNBC?

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Very Ersatz News June 7, 2022 Politics, Religion

Nolite Eos Prohibere Ad Me Venire — Vatican To Buy Neverland!

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Very Ersatz News April 20, 2019 Religion

Zut Alors! Computer Glitch Caused Notre Dame Fire, Prelate Claims.

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Very Ersatz News April 20, 2019 Religion

Non Habere Sororem! Man “Too Pretty” To Be Nun, Sues Vatican!

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Very Ersatz News November 5, 2018 Lifestyle, Religion

Lord, Make Me Catholic, But Not Yet — Apostate Pope Pits God Against Satan, Embraces Manichaeistic Heresy?

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Very Ersatz News October 10, 2018 Religion

Diabolus Fecit, Ut Id Facerem — Pope to Beatify Flip Wilson?

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Very Ersatz News September 12, 2018 Religion

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