BREAKING — SPLC/ACLU Declare Cleveland Indians Hate Group, Demand Team Be Renamed Cleveland Puerto Ricans!
Fauxcahontas Fights Back — Great Great Grandmother Abducted By Comanches, Rescued By Confederate Uncle!
New On NETFLIX — The Boys On The 7th Floor (Three Dirty Cops And The Only Woman Bad Enough To Love Them All!)
I’m Ready For My Closeup, Chief Justice Roberts! Ruth Bader-Ginsburg’s Astonishing Transformation After Dead Sea Spa Treatment!
EXCLUSIVE! Second Immigrant Child Dies After Forced To Dance The Hokey Pokey — For Five Days Straight!
Pedavore Hillary Clinton Tells CNN “Trump’s Zero Tolerance Policy Killing Me, I Haven’t Had A Mexican Girl For Breakfast In Over A Month!”
BREAKING! Ding Dong Die Hexe Ist Tot! Merkel Out, Abschied Von Deutschland! May Run For President Of The Congo!
