BREAKING — SPLC/ACLU Declare Cleveland Indians Hate Group, Demand Team Be Renamed Cleveland Puerto Ricans!
Fauxcahontas Fights Back — Great Great Grandmother Abducted By Comanches, Rescued By Confederate Uncle!
New On NETFLIX — The Boys On The 7th Floor (Three Dirty Cops And The Only Woman Bad Enough To Love Them All!)
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EXCLUSIVE! Second Immigrant Child Dies After Forced To Dance The Hokey Pokey — For Five Days Straight!
