BREAKING — Record Dead Voter Turnout, Voters Voting Multiple Times In Multiple States/Districts, And A Complicit FOX NEWS Help Dems Retake House, Grab Key Governorships!
A’ight, See This? This The King, And He The Man — Embattled Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Denies He’s A Corrupt, Venal Hack Who Based His Career Onna WIRE, Yo!
EXCLUSIVE! Kavanaugh Accuser Blasey-Ford Suddenly Remembers — My Husband’s Been Ravaging Me Against My Will For Years!
BREAKING — Five DC Dunkin’ Donuts Close, Can’t Keep Up With Demand Ahead Of Kavanaugh Demonstrations! Authorities Worry Chocolate Factory Next!
Kickstart My Heart — Judge Kavanaugh Denies New Petting Zoo Allegations, While Senator Grassley Scrambles To Accommodate Dr Ford’s Latest List Of Non-Negotiable Demands!
“All Right Everyone, Line Up Alphabetically According To Your Height” — Ocasio-Cortez Wins Coveted Casey Stengel Award!
