VEN (MIAMI) — During what can only be described as the final death throes of an already moribund Democrat party on live TV Wednesday night, former DevaCurl spokesperson Cory Booker (D-NJ) — a self-described black man who lives in a poor black and brown neighborhood where sometimes he hears gunshots — spoke directly to the vast, illegal-immigrant Democrat base in what some experts believe was a kind of pastiche of Soy tu Dueña / West-Newark elementary school Spanish — in a surprising bid to unseat Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

“My plan — and it’s a bold plan — is to lead an army of 20 million undocumented immigrants back to Mexico and like a pied piper of color with the help of the cartels (who have been so generous to me!) become the first Americano Presidente de Meh-hee-co (you know, an “x” in Spanish is pronounced like an “h” in English.  Isn’t that — I mean, My God! I think that’s just amazing!)

“I will be known throughout all of Mexico and Central and South America as El Pequeño Maricon, the Lion King!

“Then — with T-Bone at my side — in two years, I will return to the United States crossing the Rio Grand in a caravan of Cadillac Escalades, Chevy Impalas, and Studebakers to become Mayor of North America por siempre!”

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