VEN (WASHINGTON) —  After a quiet Memorial Day judging the Miss Preschool USA pageant at a private residence in the Bahamas,  Presidential hopeful and serial plagiarist Joe Biden announced late Tuesday that he was going to “try that black gay thing,” to get in touch with what America is all about.

“I believe they call it being on the down low,” Mr Biden told reporters as he hugged and nuzzled his new paramour.  “But there’s nothing down low about it!  It’s way up high!  Feels like, you know, a band of angels, comin’ after me!

“After all as I was tellin’ my old gay buddy Barack the other day — our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all in some way shape or form, gay!”

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