VEN (ATLANTA) — In one of the most contentious gubernatorial elections in Georgia history, Democrat candidate Stacey Abrams and her sister Leslie — a US Judge appointed by Barack Obama — have been accused of eating over 25 thousand ballots cast for her 
Republican opponent, Brian Kemp, over a three-day period before all the Fulton County votes were tabulated.
“That is a raciss lie!” a defiant Ms Abrams told reporters Monday.
“My sister and I have been doin’ the Dash Diet, and have been eatin’ a lot of salads.
“If y’all tell me that shredded ballots ended up in our salads, I have no idea where they came from. Tasted fine to me!”
However, Taco Bell manager Jose Ramez disagrees.
“Dios Mio! The two sisters they come in with a pallet of what turned out to be voting ballots, and they tell me make these into a big toss salad or we will have our Black Panther friends shoot you first in the one knee, then in the other knee.
“And Jose, they say — plenty of thousand island dressing! And only fourteen burritos today, because as you know, we are watching our weight!”
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