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Very Ersatz News April 11, 2018 Image Politics

I Wanna Blow You Up! John Bolton And The K-Street Boys Play Baghdad

I wanna blow you up, all night!
Strife make me feel so good, yeah!
(Lissen’ to me!) I wanna shake you down, alright?
Yeah! Then I gonna
Blow
You
Up!

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