Wir Sind Alle Afrikaner!

VEN (AFGHANISTAN) — From her makeshift provisional capital in Kabul, Afghanistan, German Chancellor Angela Merkel explained to migrant-weary Germans Monday via Skype that — regardless of culture and traditions — we are all Africans,  and that Germany should continue welcoming the many violent, low-IQ 35-year-old teenage boys seeking asylum with open arms.

merkel-minimeEchoing the Chancellor’s remarks, Mini Me Merkel look-alike Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer told reporters from her Führerbunker  in Saarland that “Rape and rapine, disease, pubic defecation, and suicide bombings are a small price to pay for reuniting with our  long-lost African and Islamic brothers, who — in 50 years time — we will become our replacement population!

Meine Landsleute — Deutschland ist Lebensraum für Afrika!

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