VEN (STOCKHOLM) — A Swedish court sentenced Loki — a 4-year-old Swedish Elkhound — to 25 years in prison Monday, after he was found guilty of barking repeatedly at a group of African migrants who were defecating in his owner’s garden and trying to assault his owner’s wife.
Prime Minister Stefan Löfven appealed to the Swedish migrant replacement population for calm Monday, explaining that the death penalty in Sweden has been outlawed since 1910, “and whereas no dog deserves to die more than Loki for his crimes, we do after all regrettably still possess some remnants of a civilized country!”
Mr Löfven called on all Swedish dog owners everywhere to strongly consider selling their animals on Craigslist or crating and shipping them to Iceland, “as dogs are considered an abomination in Islam and offensive to Mohammad, The One True Prophet!
“They no longer have a place in the new Sweden!”
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