She’s A Lady, Give Her Time For She’s Allowed To Change Her Mind

VEN (WASHINGTON) — Former First Lady Michelle Obama tells CNN’s Anderson Cooper on Anderson 720 how challenging it was to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending not to be a man in a loveless marriage of convenience with an openly-closeted gay Taqiyya Muslim for over 20 years, the last eight of which were spent in the White House on public display almost 24/7.

“I don’t miss it.  I don’t miss the marathon 12-hour makeup sessions with Derek [Rutledge].  I don’t miss the full body SPANX.  I don’t miss dealing with my mother always hiding the  COLT .45 Malt Liquor, stuffin’ my bras,  and taping my junk back with Duct Tape whenever I ran out of Ruban Adhesive Sport.

“Do you know how hard it is to get a designer to dress a size 24 man queen with 14 1/2 EEE feet and legs like tree trunks?

“It’s a hard, muthaf***in thing, Anderson!

“Hell, all I wanted to do was shoot hoops and get wasted with mah peeps.  When Reverend Wright got me to sign that contract to marry Barry in 1991, I had no idea what I was in for!”

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