Conyers — I Was Only Showing My Support For Hillary!

VEN (WASHINGTON) —  Eighty-eight-year-old disgraced serial masher and Black Caucus icon John Conyers (D-MI), admitted Saturday that yes he now  recalls holding meetings with female staffers in his underwear, but “as a proud black man” he believed he was setting an example of loyalty to then Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton that he hoped others would emulate.

As his attorney Algonquin J. Calhoun told reporters Sunday, Mr Conyers is an “affectionate person who sees himself as a mentor to young women of all races, colors, and creeds, especially those who like to do fun stuff, don’t like drama or want to play games, and who can go from jeans to a little black dress in less than five minutes.

“Whenever appropriate, the Congressman always encourages his female staffers to meet with him in their own underwear if it makes them more comfortable,  and he is proud to admit that as a lifelong progressive and a strong supporter of women’s rights,  he rarely if ever swipes left.”

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