VEN (Chappaqua) — After firing her Avon consultant for costing her the election, former Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton — and author of  fourteen  2016 presidential election retrospectives, including  Unsex Me Here — The Muted Cries of a Killer  Bull Dyke Lesbian  — went for another walk in the woods Sunday,  but this time sans wig, foundation, eyeliner, and blush terrifying scores of local residents and occasioning several 911 calls and at least one email prospectus to the National Enquirer.

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