VEN (WASHINGTON) — As reported by Breitbart News Monday,  Jared Kushner and long-time Progressive gal-pal Dina Powell, are putting their collective heads together to draft a peace resolution for the Middle East.

Citing the bitter Harvard/Yale football rivalry, Mr Kushner told reporters Sunday about the time a few Eli’s grabbed him in a Grand Central Station Men’s Room, pushed his head into a toilet, flushed it several times,  and then gave him an atomic wedgie that absolutely destroyed his Derek Rose Bailey Pure Silk Classic Boxers.

“I mean did it piss me off at the time?  Sure.  But you  have to learn to look past that stuff.”

Developing . . . .