VEN (WASHINGTON) — Tertiary syphilitic, disgraced Keating Five neo-con, crackpot,  loyalty-challenged RINO octogenarian Senator John McCain (D-AZ) angrily denied reports that after casting the deciding vote to kill the repeal of Obamacare early Friday morning, he was given fresh fruit, tea, and promised superior medical care by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY).

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