VEN (Führerbunker) — Disgusted by the Senate Republicans betrayal of the Volk in their shocking refusal to repeal and replace Obamacare as they have promised for seven years, Der Führer und Reichskanzler Trump is rumored to be writing an executive order ending illegal Obamacare subsidies for Congressmen and their aides, essentially forcing them to buy Obamacare on the exchanges just like the beleaguered Volksgemeinschaft.
“These bloated, fat-cat Bolshevik gangsters who have never worked with their hands, have never tilled the soil of the Fatherland — if they will not appease the suffering of the American people, then it is only fair that they suffer along with the American people! No one is above the law!” the Führer’s Press Chief told reporters Friday morning.
“The Führer will hold their feet to the fire, until squirming and squealing like so many scorched pigs, they finally repeal and replace Obamacare AS THEY HAVE PROMISED TO DO FOR SEVEN YEARS!”
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