Where’s The Rest Of Me?

VEN (PHOENIX) — After recovering from the removal of a blood clot or possible rhino-mccaingumma from above his left eye,  disgraced Keating Five neo-con, crackpot,  loyalty-challenged RINO octogenarian Senator John McCain (D-AZ) told reporters Monday that he can finally think straight for the first time in 20 years, and announced that he will realize his life dream by running for President in 2020 as a member of the Vietnamese Communist Workers Party.

A rejuvenated McCain, also boasted of his “killer” tango and fox trot moves,  and told reporters he is very much looking forward to appearing on Dancing With the Stars lindsey grahammccainlieberman in September  paired with long-time gal-pal Lindsey Graham.

“He really looks f***ing great in heels!”

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