VEN (SEOUL) — His Most Venerable And Blinding  Light Of Many Suns And Glorious Leader Of The Moon And Stars told longtime BFF Dennis Rodman last week that he now wants to nuke the US because Dancing With The Stars tried to pair him with unfunny and now makeup-challenged former ISIS comedienne, Kathy Griffin.

“Rook at me!   I should get Joey Heatherton or Miss Kim Novak.   I learn jitterbug, practice many hour/day.  Why they treat me rike this?!”