Ima Fight No Mas Forever On Your Meshugena Azz!


VEN (BOSTON) —  Responding to 2018 Republican hopeful V.A. Shiva’s demand that Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) provide a DNA sample to prove her claims that she is part Chris-KImbleCherokee, Senator Warren released a statement Monday, contending that not only is she part Cherokee, but she is also half Jewish, 3/5s Hispanic, and according to her husband Bruce Mann —  the former host of the popular cooking show America’s Test robert-lee-pringle-oiz-warrenKitchen — Ms Warren is currently channeling a strong black man possibly named Javarious who parks cars at the Cambridge Marriott, and spent the last 15 years in federal prison.

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