VEN (BOSTON) — Responding to 2018 Republican hopeful V.A. Shiva’s demand that Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) provide a DNA sample to prove her claims that she is part Cherokee, Senator Warren released a statement Monday, contending that not only is she part Cherokee, but she is also half Jewish, 3/5s Hispanic, and according to her husband Bruce Mann — the former host of the popular cooking show America’s Test
Kitchen — Ms Warren is currently channeling a strong black man possibly named Javarious who parks cars at the Cambridge Marriott, and spent the last 15 years in federal prison.