VEN (MONTPELLIER, France) — The darling of the French left and globalists alike, Emmanuel Macron (pronounced “maricon”) appears to be a newly-minted French version of Barrack Obama. Indeed, to the surprise of almost no one, the former American president recently made a video endorsing his doppelgänger Macron over his nationalist opponent, Marine Le Pen.
According to the Indiana Kinsey Institute think tank, the similarities between Obama and Macron are striking:
- Both had almost no real political experience before running for President
- Both are globalists, aligned with powerful international bankers
- Both are proponents of unchecked immigration, especially Muslim immigration
- Both have lied extensively about their past
- Both enjoy spa days and alone time with their BFFs
- Both have extensive collections of Judy Garland records
- Both are in bizarre marriages of convenience — Obama to what many researchers believe is either a transgendered former football player or an over-the-top, “manish boy” cross-dresser; and the 39-year-old Macron to a 64-year-old woman old enough to be his mother
- Both look very good in heels
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