VEN (YORKVILLE) — The new David Eisenhower — Ivanka Trump’s husband and President Trump’s closest advisor, 35-year-old Harvard Gentleman’s C alumnus Jared Kushner — apparently forgot to tell anyone about his business dealings with George Soros and Goldman Sachs during his vetting process, because well he’s f***ing married to the f***ing President’s daughter, OK?!
The reticent Mr Kushner also failed to disclose that he had his face reworked by a renown Swiss cosmetic surgeon, so that if he sits a certain way — like DaVinci’s Mona Lisa — he is a visual proof of Phi or the Golden Ratio, yet another reason why he is so highly regarded by the President.
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