VEN (ROME) — According to The Telegraph, the Red Pope will not be using his bullet-proof limousine during his trip to Muslim Egypt later this month, where ISIS suicide bombers slaughtered 46 Coptic Christians during mass on Palm Sunday.
Apparently, the special papal bullet-proof limo is reserved for those rare occasions when His Holiness visits conservative Catholics, South American countries with surviving families of the detenidos-desaparecidos, or American cities — like Boston — with a large population of pedophile priests.