VEN (Tavistock Institute, LONDON) — Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9 ….
Like a scene out of Macbeth, anonymous White House staffers tell VEN that a sleepwalking President Trump has begun wandering the residence hallways in the dead of night repeating lyrics from The Beatles’ Revolution 9 and The Ballad of John and Yoko.
“Sometimes instead of Number 9, The President will say 59, 59, 59, 59, followed by Made a lightning trip to Vienna, Made a lightning trip to Vienna.
“This can go on for hours. It’s really starting to freak everyone out!”
On Wednesday, during a meeting with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg at the White House, as the President explained his vision for a new NATO, Jared Kushner suddenly interrupted his father-in-law, asking if he and the Secretary General would like some coffee and chocolate cake brought in, to which Mr Trump replied, “Also for example whatever you’re doing, we need to bomb Iraq. With missiles. It needs to be quick like a rush for peace. Like North Korea, they didn’t even give us a chance. Until now.”