KNN (LOS ANGELES) — After stumbling over 4×7  during Math Day exercises at Martin Luther King Elementary School in Compton, a flustered Maxine Waters denounced arithmetic as a racist construct designed to keep minorities divided and confused.

“All y’all need to know in the ‘hood is how to put one ounce into little plastic bags.   And we got scales for that!  I’m a USS Congresswoman!  And no one ever asked me to  multiply or divide anything in my entire adult life!”