KNN (NEW YORK) — Reeling from a recent Rasmussen poll that finds 58% of New Yorkers do not want Hillary Clinton as their mayor,  the ever-resilient former Secretary of State — according to unverifiable sources — is quietly exploring mayoral opportunities in neighboring Port Chester.

“She’s brushing up on her Spanish, and taking Salsa lessons,” a purported close friend told KNN.  “I think she’s going for it!”