Oh, ANNUSHKA, What I Did For Love!


KAFKA Network News (MOSCOW) — Unverifiable sources tell KNN that a certain former speaker of the house and an unnamed Russian general hooked up on Tinder recently, after he texted her, “Remember VISA, 2008,  котёнок?  If still DTF, ping me at embassy when free.  And yes to glass table and dog collar, as b4, lol?”