Very Ersatz News March 4, 2017 Politics, Trump

My Father Was A Peasant, It’s True. But Here I Am In A White Waistcoat And Yellow Shoes, And Now Thanks To Putin, I Am President Of The United States!

KAFKA Network News (WASHINGTON) — Trump/Russia collusion in the 2016 presidential election is becoming harder and harder for a besieged Trump Administration to deny.

Anonymous and unverifiable Intelligence sources tell KNN there is overwhelming evidence that President Trump read at least part of a long Russian novel in college, and may have attended a Russian play In the late 1990s in New York!