EXCLUSIVE! Kavanaugh Accuser Blasey-Ford Suddenly Remembers — My Husband’s Been Ravaging Me Against My Will For Years!

VEN (WASHINGTON) — In yet another incredible development, Christine Blasey-Ford, the woman who will testify Thursday in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee that she was sexually assaulted by Judge Brett Kavanaugh at an unknown time and place when they were both teenagers, now recalls that her husband, Russell Ford, has been having unrequited sex with her against her will for over nineteen years!

dr ford“It started on my wedding night,” Ms Ford told her attorneys late Tuesday.  “And then continued off and on several times a month for as long as we’ve been married!

“I must have just blocked it out!”

Ms Ford explained to her therapist that in an effort to avoid the unwanted sexual contact she repeatedly feigned headaches, backaches,  gained weight, or said she was just not feeling well, although she eventually worried about her safety once she fell asleep, and in 2013 started taking methamphetamine and cocaine so she could stay awake for weeks at a time.Dr Ford-2

“In 2014, I don’t think I slept for most of that year.  I would binge-watch everything on NETFLIX and HULU.  I just couldn’t go to sleep with HIM there!

“Oh My God!  He was the other boy at the party!  He helped Judge Kavanaugh assault me!  I’m absolutely sure of it! He just married me to keep me quiet!

“My God,  he must.  He must be . . .  F^CK! I f^cking married a Republican!!”

Developing . . . .