Mad Max Bans Trump Supporters From Capital Building!

VEN (WASHINGTON) — Apparently unhinged by Tuesday’s Supreme Court ruling upholding the President’s travel ban, Maxine Waters (D-CA) told reporters that she is invoking House Rule 5 U.S.C. § 3110 and calling for the immediate ban of all Trump supporters from the Capital until the President allows unrestricted travel to the United States.

“Fool me once, you the fool.  Fool me twice.  Uh . . . .  Don’t y’all  be foolin’ wid me twice!”

When reminded that House Rule 5 U.S.C. § 3110 forbids nepotism in congressional hiring practices, Ms Waters waved her hands at reporters, “That don’t make no nevermind.  You a Trump supporter, then you related to Trump.  The law clearly states relatives of the President cannot enter the Capitol unless accompanied by a Federal Marshall.

In a photo released by Ms Waters’ office, ICE readies Mexican immigrant children in El Paso for shipment to Tel Aviv.

“An we don’t have that many Federal Marshalls cuz they all at the border stealin cryin’ babies from their undocumented mothers and putting them in cages to be sold to zoos in Israel!

“I have no sympathy for these people that are in this administration who know it is wrong what they’re doing on so many fronts but they tend to not want to confront this president,” an angry Ms Waters continued.

“That orange baboon-man got my coochie all discombobulated on the live TV!  Ain’t nobody closer to Satan than that!  So no, his supporters are  not welcomed here, and are now barred from the Capital and The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial and the Red Lobster, too,  until further notice!

Congresswoman Water’s aide takes follow-up questions from reporters.

“We will RESIST this man and his followers until we impeach his fat racist white supremacist ass or hound him the hell outta here!  An Sweet Baby Jesus, don’t make me no nevermind which one it is come first!”

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