VEN (SPOKANE) — Justin McAllister went in for a bi-annual cleaning at his dentist of five years, Dr Charles Rudman, and came away with more than just a pretty smile!

“He handed me a little plastic cup and said ‘Here, drink this,’ as he was hooking up the nitrous.   That’s the last thing I remember.

“When I came to, after my cleaning, I felt sore in ways that had nothing to do with dentistry, you know? My shirt was torn and stained, my hair was matted.  And my belt was on backwards.

“But I had no idea what had happened, until I saw myself on a free porn site — unconscious — having sex with my dentist, his partner, two hygienists, and what looked like a man in brown socks and a Fat Albert mask with a small plastic whip.

“And as if that wasn’t bad enough, while I’m trying to get my head around all this,  I get a nitrous bill from my dentist for 5,000.00!”