VEN (WASHINGTON) — After years of repeatedly failing to live up to her father’s lofty expectations, until finally she resigned herself to a lifetime of withering looks of disapproval and disdain, the plucky Q-Tip- Topped maladroit and oddly obtuse Mika Brzezinski will — like Sisyphus — give it one more impossible try, this time by marrying co-host Joe Scarborough at the insistence of her Cold Warrior and nefarious neo-con father, Zbigniew Kazimierz Brzezinski.
“This is not a negotiation, Mika. It’s already been arranged. For God’s sake, I will not have a spinster for a daughter!”
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