VEN (WASHINGTON) — Listing noticeably to port, the mothballed USS David Gergen — an un-seaworthy Uniparty dreadnought, which last saw limited action during the Clinton administration — was reactivated briefly Saturday by CNN to launch a largely symbolic, predictable,  hackneyed attack on President Trump, calling his speech to supporters in Harrisburg on Friday “divisive.”

Gergen also pointed out that it was a mistake to negotiate with The Kaiser, and that if war did in fact break out in Europe, it would be over in a matter of days, since the German troops were no match for the French cavalry.

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