VEN (SEOUL) —  As tensions continue to mount between the United States and North Korea, The World’s Most Supreme Leader Who Descended From Heaven took some time out from his busy war planning Monday, to inspect the production of Kimchi-235-filled nuclear pretzels, designed to be eaten 10 minutes before a human wave attack.

A delighted Supreme Commander proclaimed confidently to reporters,  “This is just the begrinning!  Soon we will test our new Kimchi-235 nuclear suposritory!”