VEN (SEOUL) — Crackpot octogenarian Senator John McCain created an international sensation Wednesday by referring to The Thinnest Man In The World, North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un, as a “crazy fat kid” in an interview with MSNBC, adding that The Supreme Leader was as unstable as President Trump and all five of the planes McCain crashed as a Navy pilot.
To the Senator’s surprise, the hashtag #STFUsrongbrird is currently trending on the much-superior North Korean version of Twitter, Kimter, where Kim Jong-Un has over 200 billion followers.
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