Water flows through break in the wall of the Oroville Dam spillway, Thursday, Feb. 9, 2017, in Oroville, Calif. The torrent chewed up trees and soil alongside the concrete spillway before rejoining the main channel below. Engineers don't know what caused what state Department of Water Resources spokesman Eric See called a "massive" cave-in that is expected to keep growing until it reaches bedrock. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)
KNN (SACRAMENTO) — BREAKING — Running out of viable options to plug the leaks in the Oroville dam, Governor Brown requests Netherlands send over 200 elite Dike Boys, while the California LGBTQ Community denounces the Governor for his hurtful, transgender slur.
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