VEN (WASHINGTON) — Elon Musk — AI visionary extraordinaire, Broadway producer, and expert writer of hugely impractical, outrageous, money-losing green-energy federal grant proposals ( and who many initially believed was Faith Popcorn in drag until a clandestine DNA test proved otherwise) announced Tuesday that he is expanding into the as yet untapped market of high-end deep-space travel cabana wear!
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Partnering with eccentric Expressionist couturier Hugo Boss, Mr Musk debuted a fabulous white on white Astral lounging ensemble, with stunning black taffeta accents and matching opaque, diamond-polished quartz visored helmet, with mid-calf cafe noir “space exploration” jack boots and optional Alcoa brushed-aluminum chiffon cover-up, from the Peenemünde Gender-Fluid Van Allen/Enzian Fall Collection.
So look out old Mr Man In The Moon! Elon’s got lots of rockets in his pockets, and he’s ready to put plenty of kazam in your old kazoo!