Paging Dr Guillotine! Will Dr Guillotine Please Come To The Front Desk!

VEN (WASHINGTON) — After two alt-right conservative journalists¬†disrupted Shakespeare In The Park’s Trump assassination scene during Friday night’s performance of Julius Caesar, anonymous White House sources tell VEN that Sean Spicer will discontinue the mock executions of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama during his daily press briefings, effective immediately.

“Pretending to behead a former president and secretary of state on what I’m told has been more or less a daily basis was not only incredibly tasteless, but an incitement to violence on the right,” Nancy Pelosi told reporters, Friday. ¬†“President Bush should be ashamed of himself for allowing this to go on for as long as it did!”