VEN (ROME) — Channeling Marcello Mastroianni in Frederico Fellini’s La Dolce Vita, Randy Red Pope Francis asked First Lady Melania Trump in Latin if she could “ditch” the President and meet him at the Trevi Fountain at midnight.
“Sis mihi Anita Eckberg pro vesperum?”
According to VEN senior White House correspondent Dirk Diggler, the First Lady glanced at the President, smiled, and the conversation then turned to nut-filled cakes known in her homeland Slovenia as Potica.
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