KNN (TAHITI) — Unconfirmed sources tell KNN that Obama’s former body man and confirmed bachelor Reggie Love arrived in Papeete several hours after former President Obama, disguised as a cocktail waitress, and was driven to the Brando resort’s exclusive Judy Garland Villa, where Mr Obama is staying for a month without his family.
According to AFP, the villas at the resort cost between 2,000 EU ($2,150 USD) and 12,300 EU ($13, 188 USD) per night, while the Garland is by all accounts the most expensive villa at the resort.
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