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Very Ersatz News March 14, 2017 Politics

Bring Me The Clown’s Ears!

 

KNN (MINNEAPOLIS) — Somali children riot in Cedar-Riverside neighborhood, now known as Little Mogadishu, after McDonald’s runs out of Chicken McNuggets.

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