Kafka Network News (SEOUL) — In violation of UN sanctions, North Korea’s  all time home run leader and winner of 20 consecutive MVP Awards, Kim “Little Big Man” Jong-Un fires yet another salvo of kimchi-filled ballistic missiles towards Japan, threatening US bases there.

“The four ballistic rockets launched simultaneously are so accurate that they looked like the ROCKETTES in their signature eye-high kicks formation, which as the world knows, America’s gangster capitalists stole from North Korea!

“Triple-threat North Korea has the best musicals, the best choreographers,  and the best  singer/dancer/actors in the world!”  a defiant Kim boasted to reporters. “And like dancers, rockets don’t need wings to fry!”

“Want to know what’s more destructive than a nuclear bomb — KIMCHI!  America!  Broadway! We are coming for you!”

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