KNN Headline News (WASHINGTON) — Former Soul Train Dancer and Tutankhamun mistress Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, forgets to remember to forget her on again/off again “torrid affair,” as one anonymous source put it, with man-about-town and notorious roué Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak.
“She couldn’t take her eyes off him,” a former aide told KNN. “It was an open secret in Washington that they were trysting at the Mayflower. My God, she would send staffers to Walgreens to buy Jean Nate After Bath Splash. It was really disgusting!”